The Annoying Mammal

By Page Eren O.
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The creature in the picture was a bear. I ended up with him as a pet by hunting in the forest for ducks; then I saw the bear. I have come to regret owning it because he is always very stubborn and would not stop not listening. When I tell him to sit in the basement, he walks around my dorm all day, and he actually cooks as good as Gordon Ramsey.

There was this one day that was one of the days I thought I was going to bring him back to the forest. Basically what happened was I woke up and saw him in my room looking innocent, and I was wondering why, and when I stepped down on the ground, I felt why he was acting innocent. He peed and pooped all over the floor, and I stepped in the poop. After that I had to clean all of it off. I brushed my teeth and realized that there was ear wax all over the toothbrush because he thought it was an ear waxer.

After that I went off to work and about on my lunch break, I got a call from my neighbor saying he heard something breaking in my room. When I got to my dorm room, I saw the bear breaking all my images of my grandma and grandpa, and I saw a video that he somehow recorded of him breaking things like the pictures with an axe and with a baseball bat.

That is my pet bear.

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