Belated Christmas Limericks
By Page Dominic H.
There once was a child named James
Who thought he could stop Santa with flames,
But his parents warned him
The chance of gifts would be slim
If he continued to play this game.
By Page Lukas L.
Christmas is a holiday.
It lasts for one or forty days.
It is cold and gloomy,
So make a fire and get roomy,
And stay there for a year, I say.
By an Anonymous Patron
There once was an elf on the shelf
Who said take a look at yourself.
Whether naughty or nice,
Let me dole some advice:
Should you be heeding an elf?
The Knights of the Mightier Pen gather in the hallowed halls of the Regis School in Houston, Texas, to share their tales and poems.