Belated Christmas Limericks

By Page Dominic H.
There once was a child named James
Who thought he could stop Santa with flames,
​But his parents warned him
The chance of gifts would be slim
If he continued to play this game.

By Page Lukas L.
Christmas is a holiday.
It lasts for one or forty days.
It is cold and gloomy,
So make a fire and get roomy,
And stay there for a year, I say.

By an Anonymous Patron
There once was an elf on the shelf
Who said take a look at yourself.
Whether naughty or nice,
Let me dole some advice:
Should you be heeding an elf?